Procrastination Chronicles

    1. milaskunny:

      madamebassdrum:

      msjewbooty:

      the Clue Klux Klan…solving mysteries in a racist sort of way

      i think you mean “the police department”

      image

      (via goodbyealoysius)

    2. pr0fessah:

chellodello:

I am naming the firebender avatar before Roku Jafar until proven otherwise.

jafaratar

      pr0fessah:

      chellodello:

      I am naming the firebender avatar before Roku Jafar until proven otherwise.

      jafaratar

      (via starvingmoose)

    3. Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

      • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
      • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
      • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
      • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
      • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
      • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
      • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
      • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
    4. reedmeister-of-jacobstown:

My Biology book confirms Half-Life 3. However it will take awhile.

      reedmeister-of-jacobstown:

      My Biology book confirms Half-Life 3. However it will take awhile.

      (Source: crystalweeb, via cthulhu)

    5. so-adorabloodthirsty:

Let me read you a story passed down through the ages..

      so-adorabloodthirsty:

      Let me read you a story passed down through the ages..

      (Source: shinysylveon-s, via that-one-butt-you-know)

    6. sub-sequent:

      happiest:

      do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

      no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio

      (via princesskennymccormick)

    7. officialbreakfast:

      you know those disgusting aggravating boys that you just wanna

      image

      (via lonelyhumanoid)

    8. (Source: basedstarfire, via drtitle)

    9. (Source: quentinssential, via ylirne)

    10. castiel-knight-of-hell:

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

al-grave:

100lb of Magnetic Putty

science side of tumblr, please explain

noot noot

      castiel-knight-of-hell:

      freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

      al-grave:

      100lb of Magnetic Putty

      science side of tumblr, please explain

      noot noot

      (via nerd-noodles)

    11. pokemon creepy pasta

      demonologys:

      see, it takes place in lavender town and

      (via nerd-noodles)

    12. mdthwomp:

      Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

      (via phoenixfantasyfox)

    13. gay-of-demonic-charm:

      thegirlwithgoldeyes:

      thegirlwithgoldeyes:

      She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

      She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.

      Is this a night vale singles ad

      (via phoenixfantasyfox)

    14. drtitle:

klipspringers:

driver roll up the partition please

ewok

      drtitle:

      klipspringers:

      driver roll up the partition please

      ewok

      (Source: awwww-cute)

    15. fuck-you-im-australian:

      theroguefeminist:

      i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves

      hermione: I’d be lying if I say never thought of it

      (Source: clracomalfoy, via ylirne)

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