Procrastination Chronicles

    1. unclefather:

NOT EXACTLY
    2. fontainefucksyou:

      3 signs your man is cheating

      • hes reading gamefaqs
      • hes using a gameshark code
      • hes enabled noclip

      (via bertljuice)

    3. pdlcomics:

Good With People
    4. yungterra:

      You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

      (via alloftheaboveandpossiblymore)

    5. catchaglimpseofalleble:

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

Oh i get it now.

      catchaglimpseofalleble:

      mr-egbutt:

      WAKE UP POTTER

      WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

      Oh i get it now.

      (via penguinslookweird)

    6. butimthevillain:

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG BOTH PARTS DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THIS?!?!?!

      butimthevillain:

      brolinapproved:

      catchaglimpseofalleble:

      nikkysclit:

      Can you not?

      AHG, I fucked this up!

      omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

      WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG BOTH PARTS DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THIS?!?!?!

      (Source: doctor-in-a-policebox, via penguinslookweird)

    7. slugfucker:

      gbpocket:

      slugfucker:

      ITS TUESDAY

      where is your proof

      the Tuesday dog no problem was on my dash

      (via angstychaos-magickuser)

    8. chickensnack:

      TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

      (via angstychaos-magickuser)

    9. ladylannistarth:

      you saw the opportunity and you took it

      (Source: ask-demigods-pjo, via alloftheaboveandpossiblymore)

    10. weloveshortvideos:

      "Lyrics don’t have to make sense as long as there’s a drop"

      (via bullhorns-and-fairywings)

    11. jakemalik:

my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera

      jakemalik:

      my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera

      (via questdeadhead)

    12. timid:

      do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

      (via angstychaos-magickuser)

    13. h0odrich:

      this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

      (Source: catleecious, via ashrexual)

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