Procrastination Chronicles

    1. dannyrandy:

      i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes

      (via techno-bagel)

    2. Apparently they’re doing a HIMYM spin off called How I Met Your Dad.

      And I just feel bad for the people involved cos they’re probably really excited and its just not gonna work, like the HIMYM writers are currently hated over the godawful finale and people still remember ‘Joey’. It’s gonna flop hard :/

    3. i-effed-it-all-up:

      there are some fan theories that u read and are like holy shit that is spot on and then there are others that u read and are like “do u even watch the show”

      (via dickgraysonsrightbuttcheek)

    4. mrbigode:

      Cats do not like fruits

      (via zebraflavouredyogurt)

    5. thesorrovv:

      ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

      (via bluesaffire)

    6. tastefullyoffensive:

    7. kushdrinker:


      *trips and falls into ur huge gaping vagina*


      (via titshmi)

    8. cumberwholock:

      Michael Jackson’s son meeting Justin Bieber.

      I have no words to express my love for these photographs. Lmao.

      (via ylirne)

    9. itswalky:

Shortpacked!: Genderless
    10. mariavontraphouse:

      "I just really like to draw disney princesses"

      *forgets tiana but includes rapunzel merida elsa scrappy doo and a honda civic*

      (via ishimonitor)

    11. (Source: nosdrinker, via lvl1-corpse)



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