Procrastination Chronicles

    1. (via ashrexual)

    2. sursumursa:

madmaudlingoes:

jethroq:

pterobat:

naamahdarling:

did-you-kno:

Source

Wolves fighting for dominance as a “thing” came from observation of captive packs.  Observation of genuinely wild packs has revealed that it is not, in fact, a “thing.”

Y’hear that, ya dumbass modern werewolf writers?

hear that, self-styled “alpha males”?

They weren’t even captive packs, they were a bunch of unrelated wolves shoved together in too-small a space.

So if you’re an ‘alpha wolf’ then you are, in point of fact, not the noble, fierce and imposing leader of a group who respects you, but a scared wild creature with no social support frantically lashing out at strangers to try and gain some semblance of control over a fundamentally uncontrollable environment?
Huh.
That would explain a few things.

      sursumursa:

      madmaudlingoes:

      jethroq:

      pterobat:

      naamahdarling:

      did-you-kno:

      Source

      Wolves fighting for dominance as a “thing” came from observation of captive packs.  Observation of genuinely wild packs has revealed that it is not, in fact, a “thing.”

      Y’hear that, ya dumbass modern werewolf writers?

      hear that, self-styled “alpha males”?

      They weren’t even captive packs, they were a bunch of unrelated wolves shoved together in too-small a space.

      So if you’re an ‘alpha wolf’ then you are, in point of fact, not the noble, fierce and imposing leader of a group who respects you, but a scared wild creature with no social support frantically lashing out at strangers to try and gain some semblance of control over a fundamentally uncontrollable environment?

      Huh.

      That would explain a few things.

      (via nepetasdead)

    3. mentaltimelord:

      those days when you just need someone to

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      (via thecobraofhell)

    4. caterjunes:

      what the fuck even is death note. i know there’s a guy named light and one named l (who named these children) and one of them looks like a spindly frog with emo hair, and of course there’s a notebook that gives people heart attacks, but then sometimes i see art of it and there’s this terrifying clown monster just sort of floating around in the background?? why is this juggalo here what does he want from the frog.

      (via ashrexual)

    5. gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

      gamko:

      Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

      (via offended-weeaboo)

    6. bulletben:

      you know

      a lot of white kids like to say that the japanese do weird shit

      but right now japanese kids have this pretty cool trend where they fake dragonball fights

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      while white kids have this trend where they

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      (via ashrexual)

    7. guy:

same

      guy:

      same

      (Source: kittiezandtittiez, via spacelantern)

    8. slutkin:

imagine a man reading this online and then chuckling and then saying uner his breath “hehe maybe those gays aren’t so bad after all”

      slutkin:

      imagine a man reading this online and then chuckling and then saying uner his breath “hehe maybe those gays aren’t so bad after all”

      (Source: digiornos, via ashrexual)

    9. tyleroakley:

      6 seconds is not enough.

      (Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via squirtlefart)

    10. Founding Avenger Janet Van Dyne will be pre-emptively killed off in Marvel's "Ant-Man" movie.

      bumblebros:

      This is egregious bullshit.

      Are you fucking kidding me?

      She founded and named the god damn Avengers, she is twice the hero Ant-man himself has ever been and should not be used only as a plot device for stupid man-pain. No wonder Edgar Wright ditched this shit. 

      (Source: hellotailor, via oenomelle)

    11. Be the person Uncle Iroh knows you can be

      (Source: mintleaftea, via spacelantern)

    12. bunnyfood:

      This guy.

      (Source: iammyurl, via tastefullyoffensive)

    13. "'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
      Look on my works, ye Mighty, and remember to like, comment and subscribe if you’d like to see more works like these!’"

      (via shadesdaruma)

      (via antiocial)

    14. nevvzealand:

      i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

      (Source: moseby, via bluesaffire)

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